🏆 For Cyclists Who've Lost KOMs
Every KOM Deserves
a Proper Funeral.
Log your King of the Mountain achievements. When someone steals your crown, give it the send-off it deserves — complete with a funny obituary and a shareable memorial image.
How it Works
Log Your KOMs
Add any segment you currently hold. Enter the name, the date you got it, and optional Strava link or notes.
Memorialize the Fallen
When you lose a KOM, hit the memorial button. Record the date, who beat you, and get a hilariously generated obituary.
Shareable PNG Image
Download a ready-to-post 1080×1080 memorial card with all the details — perfect for Instagram or your cycling group chat.
Your Full KOM History
See every KOM you've ever held — active crowns and memorialized ones — with a count of exactly how many days you ruled.
Ready to immortalise your suffering?
Free to use. No Strava API. No tracking. Just beautiful obituaries.
Get Started — It's Free